bootyscientist2:

Y’all see a fat woman and suddenly everyone is a cardiologist. Shut the fuck up.

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

giygasm:

YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO WE’RE GONNA GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING “WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO?” “WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO?” AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT? I DON’T THINK SO! NOW STOP BEING SO SILLY!

fkatwigs:

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

theseneschalxin:

dutchster:

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

leepacey:

Aaron Tveit is convinced everyone’s either laughing at or scared of his enormous…….. legs

your 12th emoji is how you’ll die

asilversnake:

“You’re my knight in shimmering armor. Did you know that?”

“I think you mean shining.”

“No, shimmering. You shimmer, and you glow.”

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), dir. Lasse Hallström.